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Hello this text is hidden for now, not very well because you could easily drag down and see it, but whatever.
i am complicated. an enigma, a burden, a curse, an entity, etc. etc. so on and so forth.
im bad at introductions but i need the people i interact with to know everything about me to have a satisfying interaction. which is a lot to ask of a person, thats why i hold my most personal and grueling thoughts deep inside and then publish them on the internet for everyone to see. which is normal.
i'd say that i'm a high-maintenance person, i need the perfect conditions or i will not be able to function.
here's some basics:
1. i was shoved into this world on april 25th 2006.
2. i'm male, i guess. male but a little to the left.
3. i have an oral fixation. my jaw is ridiculously strong.
4. pure rage, my love of dairy, and caffinated beverages are the only things keeping me going.
5. i suck at math.